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This was my friend, Sheldon. That’s right, was. We used to do everything together. We would play tag from sunrise to sunset. He always got a little touchy, and at times I’d feel uncomfortable. Especially when he’d tie me up, saying that this was how everyone played doctor. Anyway, it wasn’t until a few months ago that I realized something was different about him. He was… pale. One morning, he called me saying that he was throwing up all over the place. I didn’t know what to think. We immediately took him to the hospital. I waited for hours in the waiting room, hoping for the best news. When the doctor finally came, I pleaded that the first words to pass his chapped lips would be “Everything’s alright” Boy was I wrong. Sheldon was diagnosed with Pussy Vampire Bitch syndrome. It explained everything. The weak appearance. The pale skin. The glittery skin in the sunlight. I was heartbroken. Shellypoo stayed in the hospital for about a month. I would visit him everyday, keeping him updated with what was going on at school. He asked that I bring him pictures of the world beyond the walls of the hospital. He especially liked the photos I took of the fast food restaraunts. They were his favorite. Soon, he got better. They let him out, and we spent more time together. We played doctor more often. He was a happy kid, always smiling. I would take him back to the hospital everyonce in a while to get his Pussy Vampire Bitch treatment. As time passed, I noticed that he looked weaker. One day, one tragic day, I got a phone call. He told me he was throwing up kittens and rainbows. I didn’t know what to do. I called my flying unicorn to come pick him up and take him to the hospital, pronto. At the hospital, I saw him lying there. He looked terrible, almost like the Grinch. I took his little sister Laqueeshalashawniquandaria to the vending machine for some snacks. As soon as I got back, the doctors told me Shellymellywoowoo was gone. I immediately started crying. And when Laqueeshafricanname asked me about the shoes I was wearing, I began to cry even more. This bitch wanted to cop my new J’s. I slapped her upside the head and she started to cry too. It was a heartbreaking moment.
I miss you Dr. Fingersobig
Rest in paradise<3HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOLED.
LMAO !!
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I will never not reblog this
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OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG SO SICK SO GOOD
ONE DAY IM GOING TO DO THIS
SAHJDKJASD JK WTF IS THIS LOL
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Aww this made me cry. :(
DONT STOP READING THIS OR SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN TO U…
boy- i missed u at school 2day, y weren’t u there?
girl- yeah, i had to go to the doctor.
boy- oh really? y?
girl- oh nothin, annual shots, thats all.
boy- oh
girl- so what did we do in math 2day?
boy- u didnt miss nuthing that great. just lots of notes
girl- ok good
boy- yeah
girl- hey i have a question……
boy- ok, ask away
girl-how much do u love me?
boy- u kno i love u more than anything
girl- yeah…..
boy- y did u ask?
girl- *silence*
boy- is something wrong?
girl- no nothing at all
boy- good.
girl- how much do u care about me?
boy- i would give u the world in a heartbeat if i could.
girl- u would?
boy- yeah.of course i would *sounding worried* is there something wrong??
girl- no, everythings fine……
boy- are u sure?
girl- yeah.
boy- ok…….i hope so.
girl-would u die for me?
boy- i would take a bullet for u anyday, hun
girl- really?
boy- anyday. now seriously, is there something wrong???
girl- no im fine, ur fine, we’re fine, everyones fine.
boy- …………ok
girl- well i have to go ill c u 2morrow at school.
boy- alright, bye. I LOVE YOU.
girl- yeah, i love u 2, bye.
THE NEXT DAY AT SCHOOL:
boy- hey, have u seen my g/f 2day?
friend- no
boy- oh.
friend- she wasnt here yesterday either.
boy- i know, she was acting all wierd on the phone last nite.
friend- well dude u kno how gurls are sumtimes
boy- yeah.but not her.
friend- idk what else 2 say, man.
boy- k well i gotta get 2 english, ill c ya after school.
friend- yeah i gotta get to science, ttyl.
THAT NIGHT:
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girl- hello?
boy- hey
girl- oh, hi.
boy- y weren’t u at school 2day?
girl- uh…….i had another doctor appointment.
boy- are u sick?
girl- um i have 2 go, my mom’s callin on my other line.
boy- ill wait.
girl- it may take a while, ill call u later.
boy-alright,i love u hun.
very long pause*
girl- *with tear in her eye* look, i think we should break up.
boy- what???
girl- its the best thing for us right now.
boy- y????
girl- i love u.
click<
THE GIRL DOESNT COME TO SCHOOL FOR 3 MORE WEEKS, AND DOESNT ANSWER HER PHONE.
boy- hey dude
friend- hey
boy- whats up
friend- nothin, hey have u talked 2 ur ex lately?
boy- no
friend- so u didnt hear?
boy- hear what?
friend- um idk if i should be the one to tell u……
boy- dude, wtf tell me
friend- uh….call this number. 433-555-3468
boy- ok…………
BOY CALLS NUMBER AFTER SCHOOL
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voice- hello, suppam county hospital, this is nurse beckam.
boy- uh…….i must have the wrong number, im looking for my friend.
voice- what is her name, sir?
(boy gives info)
voice- yes, this is the right number, she is one of our patients here.
boy- really? y? what happened??? how is she???
voice- her room number is ..646, in building A, suite 3.
boy- WHAT HAPPENED??!!!!
voice- plz come by sir and you can see her, goodbye.
boy- WAIT! NO!
*dial tone*
BOY GOES TO HOSPITAL, AND TO ROOM ..646, BUILDING A, SUITE 3. GIRL IS LYING IN THE HOSPITAL BED.
boy- omg are u ok??
girl- .
boy- sweetie!! talk to me!!
girl- i……….
boy- u what?? U WHAT???
girl- i have cancer and im on life support
boy- *breaks into tears*
girl- they’re taking me off 2night
boy- y??
girl- i wanted 2 tell u but i couldnt
boy- y didnt u tell me????
girl- i didnt want 2 hurt u.
boy- u could never hurt me
girl- i just wanted 2 c if u felt bout me as the same i felt bout u.
boy- ?
girl- i love u more than anything, i would give u the world in a heartbeat. i would die for you and take a bullet for you.
boy- ………..
girl- dont be sad, i love u n ill always be here w/u
boy- then y’d u break up w/me?
nurse- young man, visiting hours are over.
BOY LEAVES, GIRL IS TAKEN OFF LIFE SUPPORT, AND DIES.
but what the boy didn’t kno is that the girl only asked him those questions so she could hear him say it one last time, and she only broke up w/him because she knew she only had 3 more weeks to live, and thought it would cause him less pain and give him time to get over her before she died.
NEXT DAY
the boy is found dead with a gun in his hand..with a note in the other…
THE NOTE SAID: i told her i would take a bullet for her….just like she said she would die for me…
re-post this within 10 min as :”aww this made me cry”
or else the one you love will die.now
this almost made me tear up.
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IMBA KAYO MGA TEH =))
PUNYETA =)))))
i love these people
HOLY SHIT. =))))))))))))) DFISDVBAIVBRY!! I don’t even know them but I LAUGHED OUT LOUD!
watched this on youtube yesterday and i was like HOMAGAHD =)))))))))
haha. the last time that i watched this on youtube i kept on laughing :))) funny~ lol~
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
omyghad! ahhahaha PUTANGINA!! PUAHAHAHAH
;D cutest thing ever
WAYYYYYYY TO CUTE<333333
Needed this on my blog <3(:
AWW :D
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